Stealing Dresses
Judge: "You admit breaking into the dress shop four times?"
Defendant: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: "What did you steal?"
Defendant: "A dress, Your Honor."
Judge: "One dress? And yet you admit breaking in four times!"
Defendant: "Well, your Honor, you see the first three times my wife didn't like the color."
Judge: "You admit breaking into the dress shop four times?"
Defendant: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: "What did you steal?"
Defendant: "A dress, Your Honor."
Judge: "One dress? And yet you admit breaking in four times!"
Defendant: "Well, your Honor, you see the first three times my wife didn't like the color."
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